"Bob Dole wants to be president and Bob Dole will do anything, say anything, screw anybody, to make sure Bob Dole get what Bob Dole wants. Bob Dole thinks it's Bob Dole's turn, but the rest of us would have to live with Bob Dole and deal with Bob Dole's mistakes long after Bob Dole is dead and gone. Bob Dole will get as dirty as it takes to get Bob Dole elected. I say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

LMAO!!

Source: Dirt on Bob Dole