blonde jokes

[pikeboy412]

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

[RockOnFlop]

Q: how many blondes do u need to change a bulb?
A: 5 one is holding the bulb and the other 4 are spinning the table

[SHAYBAY69]

lmfao i like that ....good 1 lets hear some more.

[wagon596]

Blonde enters a swim meet,,,they swim the breast stroke,,,she loses and say,"you mean I was suppose to use my arms".

[space_ryan87]

how do you fit 4 blondes on a stool?
turn it upside down

[BigBadJohn]

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today,
so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.
Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when
Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks,
'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is
the right cow to be bred?'
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she
explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile.)

[lovenah]

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

[DiscinFrog]

frigggin LoL, keep the jokes coming!

[lovenah]

Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.

The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,

"I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said,

"No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

[lovenah]

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.

When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"