Beer joke!

**Dieppl** · 05-16-2012, 05:16 AM

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.

"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.

That makes things grow."

Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.

He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.

"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"

**dragonad120** · 05-16-2012, 05:43 AM

rofl this one is good

**flytomaca** · 05-16-2012, 05:54 AM

LOL well..how about that.

**royalpat** · 05-16-2012, 08:23 AM

well that was a good one lets have some more american beer

**MrDignified** · 05-16-2012, 08:32 AM

Sadly, if Guinness really performed as suggested, I would have a much bigger....errr...fanbase on youtube. I guess I won't be mistaken for John Holmes just yet, but I'll try some moe!!

**DavidofBrent** · 05-16-2012, 09:03 AM

Haha great...any of you seen the UK Guinness commercial that show a bottle sitting on some chicks back? All you see is her back, not her head or lower region, and then one hand comes in from the front and takes a sip and replaces it followed by another from her other end....shes getting tag teamed in the commercial lol