the BASTARD

[dragonad120]

A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid.The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We"ve never had much in this family, we"ve always been poor. You know, I couldn"t even afford to marry your mother.""What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I"m.......well.......a bastard?""Yep," replies his dad, "and a fucking tight one, too."

[1kota]

Because you write these things q ugly, thank you for publishing

[ChipEaterMan]

hahahhahahahahah bastard goooooooooooooood oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[yarono]

Very nice man but not something that made me cracking up

[mauroK]

Very nice man but not something that made me cracking up

[MaGgie14]

That ungrateful to publish this

[helena]

hahaha very nice

[Raveez]

is there meant to be like a double meaning to the joke? cos if so im thoroughly confuzzled...

[juanchopanchito]

Hahahah very nice man. Unbelievable. Crazy

[space_ryan87]

hahaahhahahahahahahahahaahsahhahahahahahahahaahhah ahaha