bar joke

[benspocket]

Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

[benspocket]

Vultures Are Flying

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

[TopJimmy99]

Man: (to woman) Nice legs... What time do they open?
-Worked well every time for me.

[TopJimmy99]

Vultures Are Flying

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

Hahaha I love that pun shit.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks to the other and says "this taste funny to you?"

[KCshuffle420]

lol good ones

[space_ryan87]

i love that one. lol ok
what does laying floors and having a girlfriend have in common?
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

[TopJimmy99]

If anyone's every seen CSI Miami then they should be able to appreciate this joke hahaha

[space_ryan87]

hahah thats awesome.

[space_ryan87]

how do you catch a saber toothed tiger?
you dig a hole. put ashes in the hole, then you put peas around the hole.
so when the sabre tooth tiger comes to take a pea you kick him in the ashhole......hahahahahh

[Dan2millerlite]

thats was retarded. but o well