Anniversary

[MaGgie14]

My love, today we are of anniversary of marriage, why do not we kill a chicken? - and what fault has the chicken?, Why we do not kill your brother who was the one that I us present

[hamedbest]

take care of her and send me some poker money

[lovenah]

A couple who are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant are reminiscing about times past. After having mentioned all the wonderful moments of their full and happy life together, the old man says, "You know, I still love the sex we have together, darling."

After a couple of minutes thinking about this, the wife replies, "Well, yup, me too, but I think I prefer Christmas."

Somewhat taken aback, the husband retorts, "Don't you prefer the sex?"

"Difficult to say," says the old lady, "but Christmas does comes round more often".

[Azat]

hahahahaha))) so very funny, lol....very good)))