Aliens Attack

[pokahqueen]

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

[Dubbs]

i think the Aliens kidnap the Boeing that went missing couple days ago.

[DragonDog]

Funny since I was watching a documentary today about how Aliens really do live among us and how they have sinister plans for our planet. Something about some head of a private corporation being tasked with investigating government UFO cases and the CEO of that company having spent millions of dollars on a private space shuttle that could carry only 6 passengers into space to escape doomsday....LOL

Who knows what the truth is. Most of the time, truth really is stranger than fiction

[capnjim]

Aliens do live among us just look at the fools in Washington have no clue about the real world