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  1. #1
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    80!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Will I Live to see 80?
    Here's something to think about.
    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned fifty-something.)
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
    resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
    I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that
    all red meat is very unhealthy!'
    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
    'No, I don't,' I said.
    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'
    'No,' I said...
    He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit

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    Exactly. We are here for a good time, not a long time, enjoy it while you can.

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