You might be a poker degenerate if.....

[WILD]

You might be a poker degenerate if you play poker before you eat breakfast.

[Paisleysky]

You might be a poker degenerate if you play poker before you eat breakfast.

Poker is breakfast silly! Oh and coffee too.

[rrickir]

....if you use a bedpan instead of going to the bathroom itself for fear you might miss AA while your gone.

u can carry laptop to the restroom with u, if really important tourneyy GL

[trix]

tats a bit extreme......but i have utilized the good old pee bottle in the past.

rofl

[panther]

if you carry your laptop to the bathroom so you won't miss aces while you take a pee.

[mirza]

Ai like to play pokerownd is my life winer

[royalpat]

if you dream you are online and are playing that has happened to me in the past

[tturne01]

If you bring your laptop into the kitchen with you because you have to cook dinner to feed yourself, but you are in mid stage of a tournament and don't want to miss that premium hand. So you play poker while you are stir-frying chicken and chopping veggies.

[Drywallman3]

when you put on Nickelodean on the Big Screen so the kids will leave me alone

[cssml609]

you know you are for sure when you have done all of the above.