Who the in the heck is Twiggy420

[GottImHimmel]

haha this happens to me so often recently, getting my aces cracked

[Drywallman3]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??? interesting

seriously though, I had Santa Claus sit at my table once, and he donked me

Not sure if you people remember that promo Pokerstars had where if Santa Claus sat at your ring table and you took his roll you get like 3x the reward or something like that, it was a while ago so don't really remember