I know I'm usually thinking, "WTF were you thinking!"
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Thread: What a donkey is thinking!
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11-02-2013, 12:44 AM #41
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11-04-2013, 07:46 PM #42
Donkey, "I guess I must be naturally talented at this because I'm winning."
Your hole cards are the least important factor in Texas hold'em.
-MovingFlea
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11-04-2013, 07:55 PM #43
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11-04-2013, 08:10 PM #44
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Donkey's dont think,lol
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11-04-2013, 09:02 PM #45
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Why do I feel like you've said exactly this?
"I still cashed, but only because I have massive skill."
"I know what I'm doing lol. ABC poker just doesn't cut it, these days."
"The only thing I have to worry about is a shot in the dark against me."
"I know how to play ABC poker"
"Why would I listen to other peoples opinions when I have my own brain."
"I am not going to read all of that "strategy". When I play a game, I don't get better by asking people what I did wrong, or by reviewing what I did. All of this information is already being stored in my subconscious, I will let my brain sort it out to figure out what I can do better in the future. Playing hands and getting more experience is a much faster way to get better, rather than looking on previous hands."
"...for anyone to push their strategy on someone else is pointless and god forbid someone takes up on that advice. The best way to get better is to practice, period. "
"He is trying to throw me off my game, which I have spent more than a year developing, and still developing."
"You'd be amazed how hard it is to win at this game when all of the community cards help your opponents,"
"When I bet, I was betting because they shouldn't have had me, mathematically speaking; or when I called, because I had a big enough of a stack to satisfy my curiosity."
"The only thing holding me back is bankroll."
"As for me, well, I'm crashing through the roof."
" I don't care if I run badly for my whole life, I'm not quitting. "
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11-04-2013, 09:21 PM #46
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Speaking for myself, I still make donkey plays on occasion, just not as often as I once did. If anyone here never makes donkey plays, they should probably go pro.
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11-04-2013, 09:58 PM #47
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killed a donkey at a card room on firday...he raised with queen six suited preflop and i reraise...bam he hits trip sixs i turn boat with pocket jacks ya suck it
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11-04-2013, 11:02 PM #48
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i gree
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11-05-2013, 04:31 AM #49
I'm not going anywhere, this guy thinks he can raise my dueces and get away with it!! He's got another thing coming.
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11-05-2013, 05:36 AM #50
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donkeys donkeys donkeys!! I think we r all donkeys for playing this dumb game!