What a donkey is thinking!

[Drywallman3]

If you wanted to know what a donkey is thinking all you had to do was ask, but I will never tell ya......................

[WhackaDonk]

A donkey is just about as bad as a fish, but not as bad; the only real difference is if the donkey is dealt...uh, for example, in a 5-seated room, here is just one possible scenario (happens all too frequently):

DONKEY IS DEALT: A-2 os

FISH IS DEALT: 3-5 os

OTHER 3 PLAYERS: KK, QQ, AK

THE FLOP: 6-7-9
Every one calls. Donkey Raises.

4th-Street: J
Everyone checks & calls. Donkey & Fish go all-in. Everyone else, of course calls the all-in.

RIVER: A
Everyone is now all-in.

DONKEY WINS!

That's about what a donkey does..but he/she doesn't just do it for that one hand; they do it for ALL their hands, every game, every time! They'll either, donk out (hence the name) or go on to make the FT. You can not change the way a donkey plays--you must know your donkey in order to whack your donkey (no pun intended).

"You can lead a donkey to the table, but you can't make him fold"

[WECpoker]

What a donkey is thinking!

What kind of grass is this I'm eating...

And, Oh my, that poo looks delicious

[TimmysTrappoker]

donkeys don't think, they have no brains when it comes to poker

[gametime74]

i tell you what a real donkey thinking, its just a freeroll, all in arag all the time, flush or str8 draw al in cant loose..oh well i am out on to the next game

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

LOL @ WEC's comment. ITS DA BEST!!!!!!!!

[joshuawacaster]

The deeper the pocket of the donkey, the worse the donkey.

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

Somewhere out there their is a winning donkey, I just know it.

[parrothead82]

Its funny when people call players donkeys. usually these posts occur after one has lost to said player. whats that make you?

[t0k3nfr3nzy]

donkeys dont think thats why they call them donkeys