To be fair, we should all be idolizing superdonk Chris Moneymaker, for had he not won the main event at the WSOP, the "poker boom" as we know it may not have happened, nor many of the results of that boom, like learning about who Doyle Brunson or Phil Ivey or Hellmuth are. And anyone who's ever cashed a check from an online poker room owes a debt of gratitude to Phil Galfond.

Hmmm...maybe I should change my name to Phil.