How to tilt your table with OXYMORON chatter !!!!!!!

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

Attachment 2497 lol

good one !! lol

[TGxHUSSLE]

I hate when I am at a table where someone feels the need to rant on and on don't get me wrong i go off after a bad beat some times but thats to be expected.

[HopsBar28]

You could call him a LAG-nit... that should get some anal players braying about definitions

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

You could call him a LAG-nit... that should get some anal players braying about definitions

lol Lag-Nit I like it.

[fatcrap]

usually just saying nh when they make awful plays and win is enough to put egotists on winners tilt

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

lolz

[qcnb]

I enjoy putting my tables on tilt...

I usually try and pick on the nationality... Until I strike a nerve, then I keep going on that subject ( While remaining within the sites guidelines )

Russia : Pick on their national hockey team ( Works even better being Canadian )
Kazhakstan : Borat
Germany : Das Problem ?

And the list goes on ...

You usually eventually get under their skin and get them to do stupid stuff...

[JohnnyDeepStacks]

The polish are easy to incite. I just say stuff o yea, like you know you ass smart Pollack

[zach09]

awesome

[zayzoo]

i usually look for body movements. their posture tells if their tired or just by looking at the jaw clinching