This is meant to be fun, so lets keep the thread non-offensive (as best we can).

What would be the ultimate fight card for this site?

Here's where we start, please add/edit your ideas:
Lilg vs. Emil
MrFury vs. Roy
Poof vs Aimee (must happen)

A lot of people (turtle, prawns, gimme, ricki, me, etc.) need opponents.