If I were a lady, I'd be pissed as hell at him. Then I would help get him a spot on The Food Channel so he could host a new show where each week there is a Meth cook-off between the best Meth cooks in the world. At the end of each show the loser would have to spend the next 6 months cleaning up the meth chemicals to make the place usable again. In the final episode both the 2 finalists would die in a huge meth chemical explosion while Alex Trebeck did a commercial for Insurance for Meth wives.