Down to my last $3 after taking a couple bad beats at cash game, and decide to try to play a 3.30 9 max, people play bad all game and I am being patient and finally pick up a hand and this is what happens:

Game started at: 2013/10/12 23:15:58
Game ID: 208245654 100/200 $3 Turbo 9-Max, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 2: chumpmasta (2220).
Seat 5: UcanRiverMe (1808).
Seat 6: OoPrime (1145).
Seat 8: splitgreens (5945).
Seat 9: PrayForSpades (2382).
Player OoPrime has small blind (100)
Player splitgreens has big blind (200)
Player OoPrime received a card.
Player OoPrime received a card.
Player splitgreens received a card.
Player splitgreens received a card.
Player PrayForSpades received card: [Ks]
Player PrayForSpades received card: [Kh]
Player chumpmasta received a card.
Player chumpmasta received a card.
Player UcanRiverMe received a card.
Player UcanRiverMe received a card.
Player PrayForSpades raises (400)
Player chumpmasta folds
Player UcanRiverMe folds
Player OoPrime allin (1045)
Player splitgreens calls (945)
Player PrayForSpades allin (1982)
Player splitgreens calls (1237)
*** FLOP ***: [4h As Jd]
*** TURN ***: [4h As Jd] [Js]
*** RIVER ***: [4h As Jd Js] [5h]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 5909. Rake 0
Board: [4h As Jd Js 5h]
Player chumpmasta does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player UcanRiverMe does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player OoPrime shows: One pair of Js [8c Qh]. Bets: 1145. Collects: 0. Loses: 1145.
*Player splitgreens shows: Three Of Kind of Js [9c Jc]. Bets: 2382. Collects: 5909. Wins: 3527.
Player PrayForSpades shows: Two pairs. Ks and Js [Ks Kh]. Bets: 2382. Collects: 0. Loses: 2382.
Game ended at: 2013/10/12 23:16:37