What tilts/bugs you most when playing live

[DocHo11idaze]

What gets on your nerves or bothers you when playing live?

Mine:

-People spreading their uber poker wisdom and beats/brags to the guy next to them/across from them at the table (start a fucking blog)

-Internet tools preaching about EV, hand ranges, and equity between hands. (STFU)

-The cluessless who showdown their hand like they have nothing or are clueless and have the nuts since the flop

[tommy62278]

what bothers me most is the fact that i dont get AA every fucking hand. i mean come the fuck on lol

[rs3rooster]

When the floor delays the game or the dealer just plain sucks. I once missed a full 5 minutes of cards after break and the other tables were playing.

[rivdee]

Old people and fat people (especially when in between two old fat people)

[DocHo11idaze]

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[tommy62278]

When the floor delays the game or the dealer just plain sucks. I once missed a full 5 minutes of cards after break and the other tables were playing.

did you ever play live when you had to pay time? every half hour or so it was 7$ per player to play. when you get the floor in a hand during those days it really would piss a guy off

[gimmeabrew]

Old people and fat people (especially when in between two old fat people)

I love you

[rivdee]

did you ever play live when you had to pay time? every half hour or so it was 7$ per player to play. when you get the floor in a hand during those days it really would piss a guy off

See I hate that policy - especially if you play like a nit like me.

[newdaddyhere]

The damn donks that think there so good, but don't realize how horrable there playing. Of course every time i go to showdown with that person I somehow end up loosing every time.Ok, not every time just the last few times I have played live

[DocHo11idaze]

sorry this is going to be a TL/DR but the most annoying shit i've ever had happen.

Was playing at the local casino, some wasted, i mean wasted middle eastern guy in his late 40s/50's was to my right (it was 1:30pm on a weekday so i appreciated his style) My gf tagged along and was either sitting rail in the poker room or at slots. We'd go outside the poker room and have a cigarette the drunk idiot to my right came out a few times. I inhale my cigarette n go back in to not miss in on this juicy action of retirees blowing ssi checks and broke degens blowing their unemployment. I was nice and buzzed and some 40 something asian lady comes in yelling, bee lines it to my table saying her husband (the drunk ass indian) just propositioned my GF for sexual relations. I looked at her and laughed my ass off because it was so outrageous and really i wasnt too worried if he did. Shes screaming at me and berating me while im playing until the poker room manager comes over and kindly escorts her out. My gf then came in a bit traumatized but we got a laugh out of it.

cliffs:I get an earful for her scumbag drunk husband trying to offer money to my GF for god knows what, i didnt understand the 100mph cantonese spewing out of her mouth