Tell your funny bad beat story

[pOp3yE]

not really funny but none the less ive seen this same guy just shove with crap and win all night

Game started at: 2013/7/12 3:28:36
Game ID: 178769784 0.02/0.05 Percite (Hold'em)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 4: unebellevie (0.68).
Seat 5: xx63466 (5.20).
Seat 6: muxgame (1.87).
Seat 7: ChinoPus (1.86).
Seat 8: SCBz1932 (5.95).
Seat 9: bkr176848 (5.32).
Player muxgame has small blind (0.02)
Player ChinoPus has big blind (0.05)
Player muxgame received a card.
Player muxgame received a card.
Player ChinoPus received a card.
Player ChinoPus received a card.
Player SCBz1932 received card: [9c]
Player SCBz1932 received card: [9h]
Player bkr176848 received a card.
Player bkr176848 received a card.
Player unebellevie received a card.
Player unebellevie received a card.
Player xx63466 received a card.
Player xx63466 received a card.
Player SCBz1932 raises (0.15)
Player bkr176848 folds
Player unebellevie calls (0.15)
Player xx63466 raises (0.45)
Player muxgame allin (1.85)
Player ChinoPus folds
Player SCBz1932 folds
Player unebellevie allin (0.53)
Player xx63466 calls (1.42)
*** FLOP ***: [7h 7d 5h]
*** TURN ***: [7h 7d 5h] [Ks]
*** RIVER ***: [7h 7d 5h Ks] [10h]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 4.39. Rake 0.23
Board: [7h 7d 5h Ks 10h]
Player unebellevie shows: Two pairs. Qs and 7s [Qd Qs]. Bets: 0.68. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.68.
*Player xx63466 shows: Three Of Kind of 7s [7c 2c]. Bets: 1.87. Collects: 4.39. Wins: 2.52.
Player muxgame shows: Two pairs. 10s and 7s [10s Qh]. Bets: 1.87. Collects: 0. Loses: 1.87.
Player ChinoPus does not show cards.Bets: 0.05. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.05.
Player SCBz1932 does not show cards.Bets: 0.15. Collects: 0. Loses: 0.15.
Player bkr176848 does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Game ended at: 2013/7/12 3:29:39

[BradysDad]

I dont have any real funny bad beats, but i have found myself looking at the board screaming 'no king of hearts, no king of hearts' only to have the case card fall. my wife looks at me like I am nuts!

[LaserCats]

seems like on a down swing I get fairly close to bubble with a gd stack and get AA - I value bet a large bet 10x BB (30% of my stack or so) I get a caller or two. I flop an Ace...96%,,,,dummy hits Gut river str8 to win a $80k pot that would have made me $40 at least - $233 at most in a $1 rebuy.......happened similar the next day.... Then I cashed in a few in a row so doing ok again but those big pots after 2 hours of playing that are pivotal in going deep hurt the most...

[LaserCats]

I dont have any real funny bad beats, but i have found myself looking at the board screaming 'no king of hearts, no king of hearts' only to have the case card fall. my wife looks at me like I am nuts!

LOL I purposely do the opposite cuz its like a jinx to say or even think the card. I visualize my cards setting or tripping (that seems to make me feel less shetty when they hit their donk card).

[XnashuaX]

These micro limit games people like to shove to stick it to you. For a few bucks why not.... You have to just play your game and hopefully it works for you.