sucked out again

[lorenz0wns]

lorenowns, Ship it to someone who cares enough to listen to your dribble. All those hands were coolers. You'd be amazed how hard it is to win at this game when all of the community cards help your opponents, even in situations when you have the dominated. When I bet, I was betting because they shouldn't have had me, mathematically speaking; or when I called, because I had a big enough of a stack to satisfy my curiosity.

You need to learn how to lay down what you think is the best hand. That is one of the many leaks in your game that you need to fix if you wanna get better tbh. in fact, you have a lot of leaks in your game from preflop play to postflop play, sizing pre/post, tilt, playing awful hands against generally easy villains, etc etc and these are all clear reasons why it's smart to review your hands and to ask people how they would play their particular hand.

i guarantee you if a good player played your hands he we would have lost less money and made more money simply because he's playing very optimal compared to extremely subpar.

I am not going to read all of that "strategy". When I play a game, I don't get better by asking people what I did wrong, or by reviewing what I did. All of this information is already being stored in my subconscious, I will let my brain sort it out to figure out what I can do better in the future. Playing hands and getting more experience is a much faster way to get better, rather than looking on previous hands.

Low Stakes NLHE has so MANY variables, that nobody can say that it's a solved game. So for anyone to push their strategy on someone else is pointless and god forbid someone takes up on that advice. The best way to get better is to practice, period.

Loren0Wnz, is just being kind of annoying. He is trying to throw me off my game, which I have spent more than a year developing, and still developing. Go ahead and give me some advice and I will read, but don't throw the fucking book at me as if your the best shit that's ever happened in poker.

calling utg opens with K3s is major spew, I hope your brain realized that by now. also, i'm the best thing thats happened to you because i've alerted you of your overall play and for your sake I hope you improve because even though your not the nicest person I like seeing people better their game as a player.

lastly, about your comment of the micros having many variables. u wot m8? there's a reason why good players are able to move on from the micros and it's because they've built a roll big enough to leave. crushing the micros is really simple and if you haven't figured it out after a year of experience then gg.

[TheHaversham]

You need to learn how to lay down what you think is the best hand. That is one of the many leaks in your game that you need to fix if you wanna get better tbh. in fact, you have a lot of leaks in your game from preflop play to postflop play, sizing pre/post, tilt, playing awful hands against generally easy villains, etc etc and these are all clear reasons why it's smart to review your hands and to ask people how they would play their particular hand.

i guarantee you if a good player played your hands he we would have lost less money and made more money simply because he's playing very optimal compared to extremely subpar.



calling utg opens with K3s is major spew, I hope your brain realized that by now. also, i'm the best thing thats happened to you because i've alerted you of your overall play and for your sake I hope you improve because even though your not the nicest person I like seeing people better their game as a player.

lastly, about your comment of the micros having many variables. u wot m8? there's a reason why good players are able to move on from the micros and it's because they've built a roll big enough to leave. crushing the micros is really simple and if you haven't figured it out after a year of experience then gg.

+1 mirrion.

Lorenzo...let him wallow. At some point, you have to stop tapping the glass.

[MovingFlea]

+1 mirrion.

Lorenzo...let him wallow. At some point, you have to stop tapping the glass.

Yea well officialpokerrankings has both you and Lorenz0wns as having worse records than I do, but yours is a little better than his. So forgive me if I'm not keen on taking advice from a donk. I mean its fine that he has an opinion, but the guy just goes on and on and on. And I can't find a good reason to listen to him. It's just textbook driveling.

[TheHaversham]

Yea well officialpokerrankings has both you and Lorenz0wns as having worse records than I do, but yours is a little better than his. So forgive me if I'm not keen on taking advice from a donk. I mean its fine that he has an opinion, but the guy just goes on and on and on. And I can't find a good reason to listen to him. It's just textbook driveling.

I guess we're looking at different stats, punkin, cuz yours just gave me the best laugh I've had all day.

You are welcome to research further: I was Phingroov72 on Full Tilt Poker, Phingroov on Pokerstars.

I see your biggest cash - on Carbon - as $9, playing almost exclusively in freerolls. You really have no business discussing poker with anyone, tbh.

[MovingFlea]

I guess we're looking at different stats, punkin, cuz yours just gave me the best laugh I've had all day.

You are welcome to research further: I was Phingroov72 on Full Tilt Poker, Phingroov on Pokerstars.

I see your biggest cash - on Carbon - as $9, playing almost exclusively in freerolls. You really have no business discussing poker with anyone, tbh.

Well I'm not even going to look that up since anyone can claim anything I suppose.

[TheHaversham]

Yea well officialpokerrankings has both you and Lorenz0wns as having worse records than I do, but yours is a little better than his. So forgive me if I'm not keen on taking advice from a donk. I mean its fine that he has an opinion, but the guy just goes on and on and on. And I can't find a good reason to listen to him. It's just textbook driveling.

You: XXGRASPINGSTRAWSXX Poker Results and Statistics - Official Poker Rankings

Me: ROWJIMMY Poker Results and Statistics - Official Poker Rankings

LorenzOwns: LORENZ0WNS Poker Results and Statistics - Official Poker Rankings

Be your own judge.

[MovingFlea]

You: XXGRASPINGSTRAWSXX Poker Results and Statistics - Official Poker Rankings

Me: ROWJIMMY Poker Results and Statistics - Official Poker Rankings

LorenzOwns: LORENZ0WNS Poker Results and Statistics - Official Poker Rankings

Be your own judge.

I take it back, upon closer inspection, Lorenz0wns has a better record than you. Yea you've been in a some nice big 5 dollar MTTs, big deal. The play is just as donk there, so bigger paydays doesn't necesarrily mean your better. It just means higher buy ins, it's not like it you regurlarly play $109s.

In any case, I'm starting fresh, from zero. I'll be crushing the $5 soon enough, because they are still as donk as the micros, but bankroll management rules forbid it atm.

[TheHaversham]

I take it back, upon closer inspection, Lorenz0wns has a better record than you. Yea you've been in a some nice big 5 dollar MTTs, big deal. The play is just as donk there, so bigger paydays doesn't necesarrily mean your better. It just means higher buy ins, it's not like it you regurlarly play $109s.

In any case, I'm starting fresh, from zero. I'll be crushing the $5 soon enough, because they are still as donk as the micros, but bankroll management rules forbid it atm.

The links are right there, puddin. I'm not trying to brag, you brought up stats. Yours are dismal. I have nothing to hide. You, on the other hand, should probably just keep stats out of it. Oh, and btw: $5 games are still micros, fish. I have run from $0 to $10k on three separate occasions. You, sir, are completely out of your element.

[MovingFlea]

The links are right there, puddin. I'm not trying to brag, you brought up stats. Yours are dismal. I have nothing to hide. You, on the other hand, should probably just keep stats out of it. Oh, and btw: $5 games are still micros, fish. I have run from $0 to $10k on three separate occasions. You, sir, are completely out of your element.

You've reached the end of your game. Your as good as your ever gonna be, and you know it. The only thing holding me back is bankroll. Obviously you have one, but can't do shit with it except cash in a measly 14% of the time.

Lorenz0wns is probably going to fly right by you in terms of bankroll size, he just needs to stop spouting elementary bullshit all the time.

As for me, well, I'm crashing through the roof.

[MovingFlea]

I don't even know what to say about these hands. Played some guy, who was actually pretty aggressive and probably better than your average donk. I busted him twice, but when carbon keeps giving him the all important all in hands, nothing I can do about it. I would have beat him everytime.