squid300's thread of lolness

[squid300]

In here I will be posting hands that make me laugh, either ridiculous calls people make. Or the lucksacking that they do. Pretty much just to get some steam off of my chest.

There will be very little learning substance here.

[lilg97]

im looking forward to seeing this post

[rivdee]

This will very quickly be the thread of Lilg calling people donks.

[lilg97]

This will very quickly be the thread of Lilg calling people donks.

rolf !

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/19 19:14:21
Game ID: 265009574 200/400 $3 Holdem Turbo - On Demand, Table 4 (Hold'em)
Seat 9 is the button
Seat 1: blu2u (6357).
Seat 2: Pl4ymaker6 (4370).
Seat 3: squ1d3OO (2467).
Seat 4: TEEGRRR (4192).
Seat 8: WhoopsyDoo (5256).
Seat 9: gilsters (2565).
Player blu2u ante (50)
Player Pl4ymaker6 ante (50)
Player squ1d3OO ante (50)
Player TEEGRRR ante (50)
Player WhoopsyDoo ante (50)
Player gilsters ante (50)
Player blu2u has small blind (200)
Player Pl4ymaker6 has big blind (400)
Player blu2u received a card.
Player blu2u received a card.
Player Pl4ymaker6 received a card.
Player Pl4ymaker6 received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [As]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Jd]
Player TEEGRRR received a card.
Player TEEGRRR received a card.
Player WhoopsyDoo received a card.
Player WhoopsyDoo received a card.
Player gilsters received a card.
Player gilsters received a card.
Player squ1d3OO allin (2417)
Player TEEGRRR folds
Player WhoopsyDoo folds
Player gilsters folds
Player blu2u folds
Player Pl4ymaker6 calls (2017)
*** FLOP ***: [Jc Jh Kc]
*** TURN ***: [Jc Jh Kc] [Qc]
*** RIVER ***: [Jc Jh Kc Qc] [9h]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 5334. Rake 0
Board: [Jc Jh Kc Qc 9h]
Player blu2u does not show cards.Bets: 250. Collects: 0. Loses: 250.
*Player Pl4ymaker6 shows: Straight to A [10h Ad]. Bets: 2467. Collects: 5334. Wins: 2867.
Player squ1d3OO shows: Three Of Kind of Js [As Jd]. Bets: 2467. Collects: 0. Loses: 2467.
Player TEEGRRR does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player WhoopsyDoo does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player gilsters does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 19:15:18

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/19 19:33:15
Game ID: 265017363 150/300 $3 Holdem Turbo - On Demand, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: vinnie1 (1876).
Seat 2: nmlobo58 (5900).
Seat 3: Diglett (2935).
Seat 4: squ1d3OO (1889).
Seat 5: stakturner (9990).
Seat 6: Sureyado (3953).
Seat 7: Trouble66 (3728).
Player vinnie1 ante (40)
Player nmlobo58 ante (40)
Player Diglett ante (40)
Player squ1d3OO ante (40)
Player stakturner ante (40)
Player Sureyado ante (40)
Player Trouble66 ante (40)
Player vinnie1 has small blind (150)
Player nmlobo58 has big blind (300)
Player vinnie1 received a card.
Player vinnie1 received a card.
Player nmlobo58 received a card.
Player nmlobo58 received a card.
Player Diglett received a card.
Player Diglett received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Kh]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Ac]
Player stakturner received a card.
Player stakturner received a card.
Player Sureyado received a card.
Player Sureyado received a card.
Player Trouble66 received a card.
Player Trouble66 received a card.
Player Diglett allin (2895)
Player squ1d3OO allin (1849)
Player stakturner folds
Player Sureyado folds
Player Trouble66 folds
Player vinnie1 allin (1686)
Player nmlobo58 folds
Uncalled bet (1046) returned to Diglett
*** FLOP ***: [7s Kd 9s]
*** TURN ***: [7s Kd 9s] [Ks]
*** RIVER ***: [7s Kd 9s Ks] [Kc]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 6114. Rake 0
Board: [7s Kd 9s Ks Kc]
Player vinnie1 shows: Full House (K/8) [8c 8d]. Bets: 1876. Collects: 0. Loses: 1876.
Player nmlobo58 does not show cards.Bets: 340. Collects: 0. Loses: 340.
Player Diglett shows: Three Of Kind of Ks [Qh As]. Bets: 1889. Collects: 0. Loses: 1889.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Four of kind of Ks [Kh Ac]. Bets: 1889. Collects: 6114. Wins: 4225.
Player stakturner does not show cards.Bets: 40. Collects: 0. Loses: 40.
Player Sureyado does not show cards.Bets: 40. Collects: 0. Loses: 40.
Player Trouble66 does not show cards.Bets: 40. Collects: 0. Loses: 40.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 19:33:37

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/19 19:42:13
Game ID: 265020979 30/60 BIG10 - $12,500 GTD, Table 5 (Hold'em)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Tolinius (5240).
Seat 2: iiBOOBOOii (4550).
Seat 3: HowusayBet (3795).
Seat 4: HolyToledo12 (3437).
Seat 5: squ1d3OO (4690).
Seat 6: mot1981 (3258).
Seat 7: j10dotcom (8008).
Seat 8: williambonny (5143).
Player iiBOOBOOii has small blind (30)
Player HowusayBet has big blind (60)
Player iiBOOBOOii received a card.
Player iiBOOBOOii received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player HolyToledo12 received a card.
Player HolyToledo12 received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Kc]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Qh]
Player mot1981 received a card.
Player mot1981 received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player williambonny received a card.
Player williambonny received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player HolyToledo12 raises (120)
Player squ1d3OO calls (120)
Player mot1981 folds
Player j10dotcom folds
Player williambonny folds
Player Tolinius folds
Player iiBOOBOOii folds
Player HowusayBet calls (60)
*** FLOP ***: [3h Jh 10c]
Player HowusayBet checks
Player HolyToledo12 bets (260)
Player squ1d3OO raises (675)
Player HowusayBet folds
Player HolyToledo12 allin (3057)
Player squ1d3OO calls (2642)
*** TURN ***: [3h Jh 10c] [Qs]
*** RIVER ***: [3h Jh 10c Qs] [3c]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 7024. Rake 0
Board: [3h Jh 10c Qs 3c]
Player Tolinius does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player iiBOOBOOii does not show cards.Bets: 30. Collects: 0. Loses: 30.
Player HowusayBet does not show cards.Bets: 120. Collects: 0. Loses: 120.
Player HolyToledo12 shows: Two pairs. Js and 10s [Jd 10h]. Bets: 3437. Collects: 0. Loses: 3437.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Two pairs. Qs and 3s [Kc Qh]. Bets: 3437. Collects: 7024. Wins: 3587.
Player mot1981 does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player j10dotcom does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player williambonny does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 19:43:39

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/19 22:26:45
Game ID: 265091642 300/600 BIG10 - $12,500 GTD, Table 5 (Hold'em)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Tolinius (15295).
Seat 2: jfakeplumber (5588).
Seat 3: murchtradamus (23381).
Seat 4: checkbombURmom (7835).
Seat 5: squ1d3OO (12160).
Seat 6: MyweeweeISGreen (7300).
Seat 7: j10dotcom (45684).
Seat 8: norcalho (6866).
Seat 9: The_GentlemanJack89 (29093).
Player jfakeplumber ante (75)
Player murchtradamus ante (75)
Player checkbombURmom ante (75)
Player squ1d3OO ante (75)
Player MyweeweeISGreen ante (75)
Player j10dotcom ante (75)
Player norcalho ante (75)
Player The_GentlemanJack89 ante (75)
Player Tolinius ante (75)
Player jfakeplumber has small blind (300)
Player murchtradamus has big blind (600)
Player jfakeplumber received a card.
Player jfakeplumber received a card.
Player murchtradamus received a card.
Player murchtradamus received a card.
Player checkbombURmom received a card.
Player checkbombURmom received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Ks]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Kc]
Player MyweeweeISGreen received a card.
Player MyweeweeISGreen received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player j10dotcom received a card.
Player norcalho received a card.
Player norcalho received a card.
Player The_GentlemanJack89 received a card.
Player The_GentlemanJack89 received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player Tolinius received a card.
Player checkbombURmom folds
Player squ1d3OO raises (1200)
Player MyweeweeISGreen folds
Player j10dotcom folds
Player norcalho folds
Player The_GentlemanJack89 folds
Player Tolinius folds
Player jfakeplumber allin (5213)
Player murchtradamus folds
Player squ1d3OO calls (4313)
*** FLOP ***: [Ah Jc 10d]
*** TURN ***: [Ah Jc 10d] [Ad]
*** RIVER ***: [Ah Jc 10d Ad] [4s]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 12301. Rake 0
Board: [Ah Jc 10d Ad 4s]
Player Tolinius does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
*Player jfakeplumber shows: Full House (A/J) [As Js]. Bets: 5588. Collects: 12301. Wins: 6713.
Player murchtradamus does not show cards.Bets: 675. Collects: 0. Loses: 675.
Player checkbombURmom does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player squ1d3OO shows: Two pairs. As and Ks [Ks Kc]. Bets: 5588. Collects: 0. Loses: 5588.
Player MyweeweeISGreen does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player j10dotcom does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player norcalho does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Player The_GentlemanJack89 does not show cards.Bets: 75. Collects: 0. Loses: 75.
Game ended at: 2014/3/19 22:27:46

[andrew23]

Lmao some of these are kind of dumb though, too many hands, you should keep them shorter! I dont want to read all the hands that make you lol but I do like this thread.

[squid300]

if you don't want to read it, don't read it. This is for me, not for you