squid300's thread of lolness

[eqgh5uea]

if you don't want to read it, don't read it. This is for me, not for you

liked the two-pair win vs. j-t

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/20 15:31:59
Game ID: 265275365 100/200 $5 Regular 9-Max, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: BigBucks1 (3827).
Seat 2: squ1d3OO (3701).
Seat 3: glava69 (5972).
Player glava69 has small blind (100)
Player BigBucks1 has big blind (200)
Player glava69 received a card.
Player glava69 received a card.
Player BigBucks1 received a card.
Player BigBucks1 received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [10d]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [10h]
Player squ1d3OO raises (400)
Player glava69 calls (300)
Player BigBucks1 calls (200)
*** FLOP ***: [10s 3d 10c]
Player glava69 bets (200)
Player BigBucks1 folds
Player squ1d3OO calls (200)
*** TURN ***: [10s 3d 10c] [5c]
Player glava69 bets (800)
Player squ1d3OO calls (800)
*** RIVER ***: [10s 3d 10c 5c] [7h]
Player glava69 bets (1600)
Player squ1d3OO allin (2301)
Player glava69 calls (701)
------ Summary ------
Pot: 7802. Rake 0
Board: [10s 3d 10c 5c 7h]
Player BigBucks1 does not show cards.Bets: 400. Collects: 0. Loses: 400.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Four of kind of 10s [10d 10h]. Bets: 3701. Collects: 7802. Wins: 4101.
Player glava69 shows: Two pairs. 10s and 3s [3c 4c]. Bets: 3701. Collects: 0. Loses: 3701.
Game ended at: 2014/3/20 15:33:27

[buonafide]

Lmao some of these are kind of dumb though, too many hands, you should keep them shorter! I dont want to read all the hands that make you lol but I do like this thread.

lol. who the hell is this guy? who the hell am I for that matter?

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/20 19:15:40
Game ID: 265345817 15/30 $5 Regular 9-Max, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: NEWERA2 (1860).
Seat 3: DanDiamondz (1405).
Seat 4: Chazant1 (2287).
Seat 5: DonkDr (3767).
Seat 6: squ1d3OO (1430).
Seat 7: Xertigo (905).
Seat 8: Mark7inc (276).
Seat 9: johnwallin (1570).
Player Chazant1 has small blind (15)
Player DonkDr has big blind (30)
Player Chazant1 received a card.
Player Chazant1 received a card.
Player DonkDr received a card.
Player DonkDr received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Qd]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [Qc]
Player Xertigo received a card.
Player Xertigo received a card.
Player Mark7inc received a card.
Player Mark7inc received a card.
Player johnwallin received a card.
Player johnwallin received a card.
Player NEWERA2 received a card.
Player NEWERA2 received a card.
Player DanDiamondz received a card.
Player DanDiamondz received a card.
Player squ1d3OO raises (90)
Player Xertigo folds
Player Mark7inc folds
Player johnwallin folds
Player NEWERA2 folds
Player DanDiamondz folds
Player Chazant1 calls (75)
Player DonkDr calls (60)
*** FLOP ***: [7d 5c Kd]
Player Chazant1 checks
Player DonkDr checks
Player squ1d3OO bets (150)
Player Chazant1 folds
Player DonkDr calls (150)
*** TURN ***: [7d 5c Kd] [Jc]
Player DonkDr checks
Player squ1d3OO checks
*** RIVER ***: [7d 5c Kd Jc] [10d]
Player DonkDr checks
Player squ1d3OO checks
Player squ1d3OO mucks cards
------ Summary ------
Pot: 570. Rake 0
Board: [7d 5c Kd Jc 10d]
Player NEWERA2 does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player DanDiamondz does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player Chazant1 does not show cards.Bets: 90. Collects: 0. Loses: 90.
*Player DonkDr shows: Straight to A [Qs Ac]. Bets: 240. Collects: 570. Wins: 330.
Player squ1d3OO mucks (does not show: [Qd Qc]). Bets: 240. Collects: 0. Loses: 240.
Player Xertigo does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player Mark7inc does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player johnwallin does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Game ended at: 2014/3/20 19:16:49

[lilg97]

lolz riggged

[squid300]

If i thought it was rigged, I wouldn't play. This is just my way to brush it off and laugh at it.

[squid300]

Game started at: 2014/3/20 22:53:39
Game ID: 265425104 40/80 BIG10 - $500 GTD, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: HowusayBet (2594).
Seat 3: BMWdozer (5000).
Seat 4: squ1d3OO (8799).
Seat 5: bleblah (3730).
Seat 6: bubblebubble (21315).
Seat 7: getmesome2 (6442).
Seat 8: PillsNPoker (7910).
Seat 9: bsmethod (7185).
Player PillsNPoker has small blind (40)
Player bsmethod has big blind (80)
Player PillsNPoker received a card.
Player PillsNPoker received a card.
Player bsmethod received a card.
Player bsmethod received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player HowusayBet received a card.
Player BMWdozer received a card.
Player BMWdozer received a card.
Player squ1d3OO received card: [6h]
Player squ1d3OO received card: [6s]
Player bleblah received a card.
Player bleblah received a card.
Player bubblebubble received a card.
Player bubblebubble received a card.
Player getmesome2 received a card.
Player getmesome2 received a card.
Player HowusayBet folds
Player BMWdozer folds
Player squ1d3OO raises (200)
Player bleblah folds
Player bubblebubble folds
Player getmesome2 calls (200)
Player PillsNPoker calls (160)
Player bsmethod raises (720)
Player squ1d3OO calls (600)
Player getmesome2 calls (600)
Player PillsNPoker calls (600)
*** FLOP ***: [6c 10d Kh]
Player PillsNPoker checks
Player bsmethod checks
Player squ1d3OO checks
Player getmesome2 checks
*** TURN ***: [6c 10d Kh] [6d]
Player PillsNPoker checks
Player bsmethod bets (1322)
Player squ1d3OO calls (1322)
Player getmesome2 calls (1322)
Player PillsNPoker folds
*** RIVER ***: [6c 10d Kh 6d] [9h]
Player bsmethod checks
Player squ1d3OO bets (2500)
Player getmesome2 folds
Player bsmethod folds
Uncalled bet (2500) returned to squ1d3OO
------ Summary ------
Pot: 7166. Rake 0
Board: [6c 10d Kh 6d 9h]
Player HowusayBet does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player BMWdozer does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
*Player squ1d3OO shows: Four of kind of 6s [6h 6s]. Bets: 2122. Collects: 7166. Wins: 5044.
Player bleblah does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player bubblebubble does not show cards.Bets: 0. Collects: 0. Wins: 0.
Player getmesome2 does not show cards.Bets: 2122. Collects: 0. Loses: 2122.
Player PillsNPoker does not show cards.Bets: 800. Collects: 0. Loses: 800.
Player bsmethod does not show cards.Bets: 2122. Collects: 0. Loses: 2122.
Game ended at: 2014/3/20 22:56:17

[WormsworthBently]

I miss hitting the old binkball when it matters... I guess the times I do remember bad beating someone was when i was playing PLO8 and I had double suited AA but the flop came JJJ the villain made a small lead at the pot and I felt on the turn I was getting dominated even though I turned an A and I was correct but then the river fell another A so I went runner runner Quads over Quads. LOL best day of my life

[Invertedafro]

if you don't want to read it, don't read it. This is for me, not for you

well go fk urself, that can be for you too

[squid300]

well go fk urself, that can be for you too

And just who the fuck are you?