Buy lots of mice at a pet store. their cheap. Step on one everytime merge rapes you. Then make mice wine.
Just jokin PETA - lay off...
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07-10-2012, 10:30 AM #31
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07-10-2012, 02:43 PM #32
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LoL you surprise by this ??? me no ...
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07-10-2012, 06:07 PM #33
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Your not alone trust me does seem alittle unrealistic sometimes but whatev.
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07-10-2012, 06:09 PM #34
I love how all these garbage players think they are so good at poker comeon please if you were any good you wouldnt be here
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07-10-2012, 06:50 PM #35
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07-11-2012, 09:30 AM #36
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Empirical Evidence:
FkdawWorld... I played in a tourney with you yesterday... you don't take playing poker seriously. THats why you get raped - its the way you dress (rehearse). Case in point: I'm registered for a Fast Fifty when I notice Fkdaworld is in it. I remember the post so I watch. You go out in the first hand/orbit played. Golden DOnkey award. The Fast Fifty is a dress rehearsal fro $1 dazzler which is a dress rehearsal for $2.20 bounty which is a dress rehearsal for $11 $1,500 guaranteed's etc... ITs the way you dress - is why you get raped. You absofuckinglutley cannot risk your tourney life in the first orbit. I don't care if its a"donky .50 cent tourney" - its about discipline. Play perect poker all the time or dont play - we are all tempted to shove on donkys - but we lettem have the 5% of our chips and note them. An hour later they will play their bs aj into your ak/AA and lose their azz when it matters - when they have $20k in chips. Its not Me(rge) it's you. Sorry.
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07-11-2012, 10:18 AM #37
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yes i've played bingo with him too just crazy if you really won to win
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07-11-2012, 11:02 AM #38
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yea i know my style opens the door for variance..i cant help it when i lose to 5% hands consistently, im stupid for thinking hey maybe i might hit this opn ended straight flush draw i have..and i rarely hit...its just wen im tiltin i get really aggy and it bites me in te ass...then every time i make the right fold it turns out i would have won..but thats a diff story...i've been running pretty deep in the tourny's i've played recently so im hoping to keep this up...gonna try to make sure today's a good day
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07-11-2012, 12:04 PM #39
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That is called bad variance
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07-11-2012, 01:32 PM #40
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lol so how does my playing make shit like this happen REPEATEDLY without fail? look how i JUST got knocked out of my 2 tournaments..one of them in the final table with only like 8 ppl left....gotta love this bullshit bro i dont understand how many times shit like this can happen to me...was bubble boy in my tournament last night when i had AQ but that was against aces...fuccing bubble boy and now this bullshit..i cant stand it anymore, then people talk shit when i play bad hands and hit but im just like wtf am i supposed to do but play hands from behind when every time im in ahead i get sucked out on??? its so pathetic, i'll be 30% or better and NEVER hit any of my fuccing outs but people hit their one outers on me at will