A Guide on how to NOT lose your bankroll. or something.

[dk12]

here is a guide on how to lose your $1000 bankroll like a champ!

step 1: build a small bankroll by grinding freerolls and micro stakes games.

step 2: win a 33$ 1k gtd by using 1/4 of your br. bringing your br to $1200

step 3: kill it at the cash tables and play recklessly in mtts..

step 4: start to get greedy.. and i mean expect to be a millionaire in a few days.

step 5: start playing mtts with 1/5 of your br.

step 6: repeat step 5 a few more times.

step 7: once your br reaches 1/5 of its original 1k, around 2-300, start playing within your br.

step 8: get bad beats for a whole day and get tilted.

step 9: start playing mtts you cannot afford once again.. lol

step 10: start from square one. =)


hahhahahahahahaha this is the story of my life.. =(

time to start from scratch again....

this is why you MUST play within your bankroll limit.. ie.. 1-2% of your br and you will NEVER go bust.

time to get my shit together and stop being greedy..

hey sharking how do you do it?~!?!?!?!?! this nig plays .04nl with a 1k br... everyone should respect that. that shit is less than 1% of his br.


the moral of this story is.. DO NOT DO WHAT I DID!!!


weEeeEEEeeEee~