here is a guide on how to lose your $1000 bankroll like a champ!
step 1: build a small bankroll by grinding freerolls and micro stakes games.
step 2: win a 33$ 1k gtd by using 1/4 of your br. bringing your br to $1200
step 3: kill it at the cash tables and play recklessly in mtts..
step 4: start to get greedy.. and i mean expect to be a millionaire in a few days.
step 5: start playing mtts with 1/5 of your br.
step 6: repeat step 5 a few more times.
step 7: once your br reaches 1/5 of its original 1k, around 2-300, start playing within your br.
step 8: get bad beats for a whole day and get tilted.
step 9: start playing mtts you cannot afford once again.. lol
step 10: start from square one. =)
hahhahahahahahaha this is the story of my life.. =(
time to start from scratch again....
this is why you MUST play within your bankroll limit.. ie.. 1-2% of your br and you will NEVER go bust.
time to get my shit together and stop being greedy..
hey sharking how do you do it?~!?!?!?!?! this nig plays .04nl with a 1k br... everyone should respect that. that shit is less than 1% of his br.
the moral of this story is.. DO NOT DO WHAT I DID!!!
weEeeEEEeeEee~
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01-08-2013, 05:45 PM #1
A Guide on how to NOT lose your bankroll. or something.
Last edited by dk12; 01-08-2013 at 05:59 PM.
"Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you will get the results" -Oscar Wilde
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01-08-2013, 05:49 PM #2
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If only you had given me this advice while I was at Fulltilt (back in the long long ago). I swear they named the site after me.
Managing my BR on Carbon much better.
(enjoyed this post Dk12)
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01-08-2013, 05:51 PM #3
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01-08-2013, 05:54 PM #4
im goign to try to never buy in to a big tourny again.. just going to try and win satt ticket entries.
from. here. on. out.
fml"Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you will get the results" -Oscar Wilde
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!
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01-08-2013, 05:58 PM #5
Thanks for the advice dk. I will try to build a BR the correct way. lol.
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01-09-2013, 03:21 AM #6
I think I'm a hopeless case when it comes to proper bankroll management. But I keep trying!
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01-10-2013, 02:51 AM #7
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I've yet to even have a 1k bankroll. Come close to it though.
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01-10-2013, 03:14 AM #8
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01-10-2013, 03:18 AM #9
love the name of this forum.....the "or whatever" makes it sound like you dont give a shit....but gl everyone trying to build I hope the best for you.