fucking joke im on so much tilt right now

[thegman1308]

phillibusted Posts Ante 500.00
vger76 Posts SB 2500.00
swindler151aces Posts BB 5000.00
AK474U Folds
phillibusted Calls 5000.00
AAAAALLIN Folds
thegman1308 Raised to 15000.00
ieatchips69 Folds
p7469j Folds
vger76 All In 15498.00
swindler151aces Folds
phillibusted Folds
thegman1308 Calls 2998.00
thegman1308 Shows Ac,As
vger76 Shows Kh,Ad
vger76 Won 49996.00 from Pot 1 with Three of a Kind Kings

Yeah....ok....

[pokerace420]

take a deep breath, take a toke or two. walk around the block.

then get back in there and grind it up!

[thegman1308]

take a deep breath, take a toke or two. walk around the block.

then get back in there and grind it up!

Its cool i'm used to it on here, plus it was in a tournament so no break allowed thankfully I was in 1st place at the time and it was against a kid who basically on brink of elimination still ridiculous but common online.

Here's how the tournament ended for me...only a 3 outer as usual and it of course hits...

AAAAALLIN Posts Ante 700.00
Sharpstone91 Posts Ante 700.00
thegman1308 Posts Ante 700.00
ieatchips69 Posts Ante 700.00
p7469j Posts Ante 700.00
swindler151aces Posts Ante 700.00
WrecKShah Posts Ante 700.00
AAAAALLIN Posts SB 3500.00
Sharpstone91 Posts BB 7000.00
thegman1308 All In 30313.00
ieatchips69 Folds
p7469j Folds
swindler151aces Folds
WrecKShah Folds
AAAAALLIN Folds
Sharpstone91 Calls 23313.00
Sharpstone91 Shows Ah,5d
thegman1308 Shows Ac,8c
thegman1308 Out
Sharpstone91 Won 69026.00 from Pot 1 with Pair of Fives

14th place overall only a $1 tourney so $4.35 winning but whatever, can't beat retardedness.

[lorenz0wns]

dam aa<kk? never seen that in my life shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet must be rigged

[thegman1308]

dam aa<kk? never seen that in my life shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet must be rigged

AA lost to AK...2 completely different odds...sheeeeeeeeeeet read before you type.

[thegman1308]

iDontLikeTheDOJ Posts SB 0.02
TheQualified Posts BB 0.04
thegman1308 Raised to 0.13
P1nKaChu Folds
madtortuga90 Folds
DuhYouEasy Folds
iDontLikeTheDOJ Calls 0.11
TheQualified Folds
iDontLikeTheDOJ Checks
thegman1308 Bets 0.20
iDontLikeTheDOJ Calls 0.20
iDontLikeTheDOJ Checks
thegman1308 Bets 0.52
iDontLikeTheDOJ Calls 0.52
iDontLikeTheDOJ Checks
thegman1308 Checks
iDontLikeTheDOJ Shows As,7s
thegman1308 Shows Ks,Ah
iDontLikeTheDOJ Won 1.65 from Pot 1 with Two Pair Aces and Sevens

like really why the fuck are you calling me and then you donk out... hit the 7 on the river nonetheless...fucking ridiculous...

[thegman1308]

knlmwq5 is sitting out.
jubawee Posts SB 0.10
croll7 Posts BB 0.25
LightNight Folds
thegman1308 Raised to 0.75
DrFell Folds
jubawee Folds
croll7 Calls 0.50
croll7 Checks
thegman1308 Bets 1.00
croll7 Calls 1.00
croll7 Checks
thegman1308 Bets 2.00
croll7 Calls 2.00
croll7 Bets 9.50
thegman1308 All In 22.03
croll7 All In 11.94
thegman1308 Shows Jh,Qc
croll7 Shows Ks,9s
croll7 Won 47.68 from Pot 1 with Flush King High
thegman1308 Won 0.59 from Pot 2 with Three of a Kind Jacks

shit is so stupid...these donks call with fucking 2nd best pair every fucking time....the fucking "dealer" throws me some insane river thats like there you go you won for sure now!....oh no this is carbon...we gave it to the fucking donk...your trip on the river after you were BETTING EVERY STREET!!! gave the idiot calling station donk the nut flush...GG....ITS RIDICULOUS!

[thegman1308]

ndwon1 is sitting out.
Shaitan36 Posts SB 0.10
layzie11 Posts BB 0.25
arizonabay1 Folds
LightNight Folds
thegman1308 Calls 0.25
Shaitan36 Calls 0.15
layzie11 Checks
Shaitan36 Bets 0.50
layzie11 Calls 0.50
thegman1308 Raised to 1.00
Shaitan36 Calls 0.50
layzie11 Calls 0.50
Shaitan36 Checks
layzie11 Checks
thegman1308 Checks
Shaitan36 Checks
layzie11 Bets 6.00
thegman1308 Calls 6.00
Shaitan36 Folds
layzie11 Shows Th,6h
thegman1308 Shows 5h,5s
layzie11 Won 14.88 from Pot 1 with Flush Ace High

flop:

5s 8h 6s TURN: Ah RIVER: Qh

ROFLLLLLLL, so you know just a nice little trip flop, 3 players in the pot NICE, gonna make a few bucks....aww who the fuck am I kidding im on carbon....dude hits runner runner hearts to beat me with a flush....yeah....ok.....I swear why the fuck am I never rewarded like this like ever on this damn site wheres my glory???!