20 Foot American Wall:
A Very Funny Joke About Hatred Of Americans
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A Mexican, A Canadian, And An American are walking together down a road, when they stumble upon a lamp with a genie in it.After they rub the lamp, a Genie pops out and says"Okay, you all get 1 wish each, who's going first?"
The Mexican says"Oh, ME, ME!" "I want A 2-mile wide road across Mexico"
Genie, "Granted!" POOF!
American, "Now me! I want a 20 foot brick wall around all of the USA to keep the Canadians out"
Genie, "Granted!" POOF
Genie, "Okay Canadian, It's Your turn!"
Canadian, "Is that wall you put around the USA waterproof?"
Genie, "Yup!"
Canadian, "Fill 'er Up!"
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12-27-2011, 05:35 PM #291
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12-27-2011, 05:35 PM #292"And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AtUXdXA_s
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12-27-2011, 05:45 PM #293
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12-27-2011, 05:46 PM #294
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i do think having zab go into the frs with a HUGE bounty on him would attract the numbers into the frs
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12-27-2011, 05:51 PM #295
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another idea is a monthly tour which only the winners would qualify then potentilly a annual tour with only the monthly winners could take part in
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12-27-2011, 07:26 PM #296
The bounty and lucky number both sounds like great ideas
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12-27-2011, 07:33 PM #297
Im all for it, do it. Starting when?
"Maybe Poker's Just Not Your Game"
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12-27-2011, 09:20 PM #298
The lucky number isn't bad....... Just need something with more oomph...... something cooler..
Remember, we're dedicating a lot of points to it.
I have been trying to think of something and will continue. I like the competition that the speedway generates and the LLBs..
Something like that"And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AtUXdXA_s
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12-27-2011, 09:38 PM #299
Silent Assassin Challenge:
At the beginning of every tournament 3 players are chosen at random and will be called the "Victims."
The promotion is released if only ONE person takes out all 3 of the "Victims."
So if A,B,C are victims.... Player D must take them all out.
If Player D takes out A&B and Player E takes out C, the challenge is void and will carry on to the next tournament.
If the promotion is too hard, it could be lessened to have only 2 Victims.
This would bring competition to everyone because if one particular person takes out a victim, then the others will have to try and take out the other victims themselves to prevent the one person from getting all the kills.
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12-27-2011, 11:31 PM #300
It's similiar to bounties except you have to take out multiple bounties. It could be impossible though if you are never at the same table. Also there's issues with verifying you took them out.
"And Shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand. Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AtUXdXA_s