Introduce Yourself, where you from, etc

Don't think I ever introduce myself. I'm zayzoo from San Jose ca . Been signed up on here since 2011

names brandon am 22 from knoxville tn been a member on here for a while now been playing poker for like 7 years and beenwatching it on tv for about 8 years

hello everyone, welcome me to a new place. how i earn points here. ande how it wrok

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Originally Posted by jbarker305

Hello 26 year old John from Tennessee how are you doing today and how is everything going for you down in the redneck area of the country? I know you were creating this post to introduce yourself and say hello to the community and let everyone here know that you have joined and are with us now as well and i personally think that is great. However there are just a couple pieces of necessary information that you left out of your introduction post above......

wtf is going on in this thread?? lol did the joke go over my head?

1: social security number
2: mothers maiden name
3: marital status
4: sexual orientation
5: penis size

So ya 26 year old John from tennessee if you could just go ahead and answer those couple of things as well for me that would be great. You can just post them into this thread by replying and please do it as soon as possible so that i can start to open credit cards and take out bank loans online in your name. ;) :p ;)


Obviously i am just kidding with those above questions buddy...........always gotta give the virgin members a hard time. :) But ya buddy i would like to go ahead and welcome you to the pokerowned forums and community. This place is great and i just hope that you are able to start to participate and enjoy playing poker and talking with us in general. I wish you the best of luck at the tables and hope you have been having a great day down there.

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wtf is going on in this thread?? lol did the joke go over my head?

Hi I'm new here ..
I saw the forum and very excited ..
I hope to enjoy here:cool:

its a great place !! welcome : )

Welcome to the madhouse - good luck at the tables

Thank you friends ..

Just a question I see this forum early in the poker software Poker Carbon
If I gain real money $ name so it can get its name?

[I rely on pokerstars and fulltilt] is new to me Carbon Poker

hi im new here too. my name is joe and i love to play poker .

Welcome man:] Who does not love poker?! Lol
Maybe you can answer my question?