Everyone has a favorite quote that they love, so I thought it would be fun to share them here in this thread. Share famous quotes or your own quotes, and include the author of the quote, if known.
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Everyone has a favorite quote that they love, so I thought it would be fun to share them here in this thread. Share famous quotes or your own quotes, and include the author of the quote, if known.
"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"
-Unknown
"Real women don't drive Hummers, they give them"
- a bumper sticker I saw, lol
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
I can't believe you actually made a thread with this horrible title...You should be ashamed of yourself
"Remember my name, you'll be screamin' it later"
Very funny Pooffyfooffy and HoldingNutz! I knew this thread would be fun! Kiss my ass PROZACH!!
lol too funny needed a good laugh
Prozach sounds like you have a date laterQuote:
Originally Posted by lulabell79
this is a funny thread.. let me see here is one.. he who knows when he can win a poker tourney and when cannot will be victorious in the long run.. gametime74
After leaving a a party
"Like Zach always says, 'I'm good to drive.'"
-Prozach
"Bang, Bang, What's the Hang?"
"There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species."
-Mark Twain
"No matter how much you may want to think of Holdém as a card game played by people, in many respects it is even more valid to think of it as a game about people that happens to be played with cards."
-Phil Hellmuth
"What would you be without me, Prime?!" ---Megatron
"It IS me, it will ALWAYS be ME!!" --- Megatron
"Some like to call me the McGuyver of my time"
" A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has to give" Laurel Atherton
When you're hot, You're hot..When you're not, you're not and I'm never not!
not
"Anyone who quotes Prozach has obviously had a lobotomy"
Anonymous
You can't always get what you want - Rolling Stones.
You can't always get what you want - The Rolling Stones
call me childish but my all time favorite would have 2 be (i know u are but what am i )
wow so funny, I am rolling ;) My favorite line is "Don't ask for what you can't take" :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooffyfooffy
Procrastination is the friend of failure. I seem to like this one.
who diesnt like a lil good old procrastination?? LOL,, i think its alll our friends sometimes :)..Quote:
Originally Posted by AryAlton
p.s. I JUst r ealized WE ARE ALL prollyyy using this forum as PROCRASTINATION from something else we shoild be doin,, whenever we here HAHA:)Quote:
Originally Posted by AryAlton
Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing. - Dutch Boyd
I think I've seen this quote as someone's signature on this forum or maybe another forum, nonetheless -- I love it!
"If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you."
-Unknown
"The cardinal sin in poker, worse than playing did cards, worse even than figuring your odds incorrectly, is becoming emotionally involved."
-Katy Lederer
Anyone who doesn't get emotionally involved obviously is not playing with the jackass donkeys I'm playing with!
My quote of the day for today:
"Pills, pills, pills! We have Pills for all your Ills!
Love it!!
so so true - like your answer alotQuote:
Originally Posted by rrickir
"You can not even begin to imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give."
-facebook Status Shuffle app
Holy Crap I'm Still Alive
the love of money is the root of all evil....nuff said
"We know God isn't a women because we aren't all sandwiches"
-Aristotle
See I knew we would have fun with this thread.. (0=
/Facepalm Award for being active in Facebook.
"Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me." - Napoléon Bonaparte
I like that cool!money is my mistress lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by GottImHimmel
"When life slips you a Jeffrey, just stroke the furry wall!" - Get Him To The Greek (2010)