Quote of the day

To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart, To be me...Ha! You gotta be kidding!

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
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Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

smell the roses - thankfully spring has arrived and we will see green

green grass and hopefully green paper too

"Remember my name, yo

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

A blond texts a brunette 'What does IDK mean' the brunette replies 'I Don't Know' then the blond replies: 'No one seems to know'

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"

-Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien

"Life is a Hard Teacher

. Never tell everything you know.

Sid Watkins: [just after Ratzenburger's death] You know Ayrton, you've been 3 times world champion, you're the fastest man in the world, and you like fishing, so, why don't you quit, and i'll quit and we'll just go fishing.
Ayrton Senna: Sid. I can't quit.

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. ~V.P. Pappy

Ignorance speaks louder than wisdom; wisdom just listens. - -

To catch me, you gotta be fast.

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

"Live Long and Prosper." lol trekie for life bitches oh and btw thats spock. :p

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

Leonardo da Vinci

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

1. Never tell everything you know.

Definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

I can't believe you

I can't believe you actually

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

a bumper sticker I saw, lol

. Never tell everything you know.

Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"

"Real women don't drive Hummers, they give them"

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

"Remember my name, you'll be screamin' it later"

needed a good laugh

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! -

"Remember my name, you'll be screamin' it later"

- a bumper sticker I saw, lol

Prozach sounds like you have a date later