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When you need advice, Everybody is willing to help, but when you need help Everybody gives you only advice.
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.
― Alejandro Jodorowsky
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
Jim Henson
By gaming we lose both our time and treasure:
two things most precious to the life of man.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
Life is too short to wake up With regrets. So love the people who treat you right.Forget about the ones who doesn't.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright.
Put on my football helmet, and went outside. Mullet flowin, and nips showin. tackled a deer decoy, and yelled MERICA, Fear the Spear!
cloyd rivers.
"Play tight, 83 suited or better" ~ Durrrrrrrr
America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.
Tennessee Williams -
But I want people to understand that poker's not all glamorous, it's not all being on TV and making tons of money. It's a hard life. It's a lot of travel. It's a lot of weird hours.
Chris Moneymaker
"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"
-Unknown
its the post that never ends it goes on and on my friends
Calm seas never made a good sailor ~ IDKQuote:
Originally Posted by Skidis
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
Graham Norton
never treat anyone like a stone asif they don`t feel anything, because when a stone gets back at you, they can cause real pain.
a friend with weed is a friend indeed...”
― Pops O'Donnell
a friend with weed is a friend indeed...?
― Pops O'Donnell
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Jesse Pinkman: Look, I like making cherry product, but let's keep it real, alright? We make poison for people who don't care. We probably have the most unpicky customers in the world.
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Sydney J. Harris
“If you look up "charming" in the dictionary, you'll see that it not only has references to strong attraction, but to spells and magic. Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?”
creo que es una logica , siempre las cosas evolucionan segun pasa el tiempo , no seria nada raro ver hombres computadoras , que piensen y actuen como tales ,,,,,gracias ,,,
Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
Alan Alda
obama your mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot the world forgetting by the world forgot eternal sunshine of the spotless mind each prayer accepted and each wish resigned
once u go black u never go back lol
Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”
― Jack London
There is no end to education. It is not that you read a book, pass an examination, and finish with education. The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Let he without sin cast the first stone." ~ Jesus Christ
“Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.” - Steve Wynn
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job.
Bill Murray
You will be assimulated resistance Is futile.THE BORG -STAR TREK
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretsky" - Michael Scott
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. ~ Confucius
1. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” - Chuck Palahniu
Same as everyday ~ Carpi Diem Baby ~~
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”