"I'm just gettin warmed up" ~ JohnnyDeepStacks ~
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"I'm just gettin warmed up" ~ JohnnyDeepStacks ~
I know who's been naughty and nice, --S. Claus
Mother fuck Snoop, Mother fuck Dre, Mother fuck Death Row, and yo here comes my left blow!!!!!!!! -Eazy E
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Please touch my butt......now suck my balls.. lol -Me
heres to the men we love and heres to the men who love us if the men we love dont love us,
then fawk the men and heres to us.
cheers!
pretty cool but here is one for ya tread lightly....confucious say he who stands on toilet is high on pot
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.
- Leonardo da Vinci
“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.”
― Carrie Underwood
All we are is a dream within a dream.
The guilty flee from nothing"the bible"
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
"Don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily"
In times of peace prepare for war,in times of war prepare for peace.
this thread cheered me up, lol...
always borrow money from a pessimist...he will never expect it back-oscar wilde
You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice ... the countdown should be shared with someone, or it's just another set of numbers passing you by.”
to much snow
What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be a chicken!
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
"I've already forgotten every woman but you" - The Greatest Male Vocalist of our time Randy Travis
free gigi!
You are "cute" putting this up & i donot see this as "spam" thanks this
..."Lifts my heart"...........
eat drive and sex
defence wins championships, nfl, the chiefs, packers, chargers, colts need to buy some
your hand is only as good as the flop. i heard that once
bring money to me!
“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
Charles M. Schulz
Know your enemy and know your self and you shall not fear the results of a thousand battles.sun tsu
commandoflauge
JAN 04
Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Never get tired of doing little things for others, sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part in their hearts
i like the quote. what's little to u could b huge to the person that you help.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin