"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
When I tried to clean my computer it won't start anymore.
What did you try cleaning it with?
"We never talk about gambling around my house." Doyle Brunson
"welcome to the real world" - matrix obv
"the only thing certain in life, is death" -me
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"You can not even begin to imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give."
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You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. Walt Disney
Without a poker god, there would not be any poker.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin