"I'm just gettin warmed up" ~ JohnnyDeepStacks ~
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"I'm just gettin warmed up" ~ JohnnyDeepStacks ~
I know who's been naughty and nice, --S. Claus
Mother fuck Snoop, Mother fuck Dre, Mother fuck Death Row, and yo here comes my left blow!!!!!!!! -Eazy E
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Please touch my butt......now suck my balls.. lol -Me
heres to the men we love and heres to the men who love us if the men we love dont love us,
then fawk the men and heres to us.
cheers!
pretty cool but here is one for ya tread lightly....confucious say he who stands on toilet is high on pot
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa