Quote of the day

this is a funny thread.. let me see here is one.. he who knows when he can win a poker tourney and when cannot will be victorious in the long run..

if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck it sucks at football author Stanford cardinal

its better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt, other one is don't go into a battle of wits unarmed

"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"

-Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

bill cjlinton I did not have sex with that woman, nice try but no ceegar

You can't always get what you want - The Rolling Stones! :)

there is no time like the present. and there is no present like time:)

if at first you don't succeed then maybe this shit isn't for you and you should give up

If you think you can,you can,and if you think you cant,you can't,either way your right. "Henry Ford"