Smile at the next person you pass it just might make there day:)
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Smile at the next person you pass it just might make there day:)
I have two guns, one for each of you.
He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest. ;)
A beautiful woman who is pleasing to men is good only for frightening fish when she falls into the water.
- Zen proverb
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"
ME'
You can't always get what you want - The Rolling Stones :)
The one who is not ashamed of people, that one feels no fear of God. :)
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
When I tried to clean my computer it won't start anymore.
What did you try cleaning it with?
"We never talk about gambling around my house." Doyle Brunson
"welcome to the real world" - matrix obv
"the only thing certain in life, is death" -me
:)
;)
"You can not even begin to imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give."
:)
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. Walt Disney
Without a poker god, there would not be any poker.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
"Bang, Bang, What's the Hang?" :) ;)
You can't always get what you want - The Rolling Stones :)
Tough times don't last, tough people do.
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. ~Julius "Big Julie" Weintraub
It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.
Winston Churchill :)
Never give up, the ''door'' may be opened with the last key. :D
"Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood".....
"who told you you had a fat one?"
"Biggest one in four counties"
- Stand By Me
You check, I bet. You raise, I re-raise. You go all-in, I fold.
:)
;)
There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker:
Never tell everything you know.
Everyone has a favorite quote that they love, so I thought it would be fun to share them here in this thread. Share famous quotes or your own quotes, and include the author of the quote, if known.
"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"
You can't always get what you want - The Rolling Stones :)
If at first you don;t succeedd . try try again.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
bedtime just getting some points first....
"Life is a Hard Teacher, First it Gives a Test, then it Teaches a Lesson!"
Share famous quotes or your own quotes, and include the author of the quote, if known. :)
You check, I bet. You raise, I re-raise. You go all-in, I fold.