Many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout. After 15 yrs, Jack & No Shit got divorced. No Shit married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. So the next time someone says you don't know Shit, you can proudly say "Yes, I do!"