Coupon Update!!!!

[NeilZelkin]

As we all know, today has been a dark, dark day in the short and irrelevant history of Online Poker Pioneer www.pokerowned.com---www.getpaidtotry.com. Due to a cyber attack launched on its megapowered server located in lovely Detroit, Michigan dozens of die-hard online poker players from all over the world were blocked from obtaining one of the most sought after items in the entire poker world, A POKER OWNED TOURNEY ENTRY TICKET COUPON, since late morning.

The affects of this brazen act of computer terrorism were tragic and far-reaching. Over 23 bored, lonely, mostly male, and hardly employed people with a passion for poker that borders on lunacy were left heartbroken, and in one case, a poker junkie became emotionally shattered (rcktwranglr) that he has been taken to the New Hampshire State Prison Mental ward for observation. Initial reports state that this rcktwrangler shattered like a bottle hitting marble floor leaving the inmate in a chronic vegetative state.

An unnamed source from the Pentagon told me that it appears to be the work of a Sudanese band of nomadic Cyber Scum hell-bent on disrupting the newly created state of South Sudan. Named SHIIT (Sudanese Hackers Interested In Trouble) this motley crue of Muslim Technological Crusaders specializes in busting through the most hardened firewalls to unleash their own brand of terror, today's victim the lifeblood of the online poker universe, POKER OWNED. With little more than a few camels, a refurbished Dell Laptop powered by solar panels and a pentium 2 processor along with a wireless modem obtained on the Sudanese black market the desert savvy collection of computer hooligans have managed to stop the POKER OWNED machine right in its tracks.

"The events of today remind me of another day long long ago," quipped President Obama during a hastily called press conference called to discuss the developing situation. "A time when a little man called David toppled the mighty giant Goliath. Many thought, myself included thought Poker Owned was too big to fail. Well today my Fellow Americans, Poker Owned has failed. Thus, I have authorized the full use of any and all of our nation's weapons to seek out and destroy the individual or group of individuals that has authored such a dastardly attack."

MORE developments when they become available.