Me and my friend were bored so I decided to say something and have him say the first thing that comes to his mind. Some of his responses were pretty damn funny.

Me: Squish
Him: " What a shame, could of got picked. "

Me: Stupid
Him: Enough to have sex with me

Me: Gay
Him: John Healy

Me: Dead
John: Guy in the trunk of my car

Me: Elephant
Him: My penis

Me: I had so much fun last night
Him: Reruns

Me: I broke your computer, bitch.
Him: Really bad porn

If you have anything funny for any of the openings I gave him, post them here! This should get funny!