Twas the night before xmas....enjoy

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12-22-2011, 11:34 AM
kiddaa

Twas the night before xmas....enjoy

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty. Even the mouse.

Mom was in the whorehouse, Dad was Smoking grass, and I just settled down to a nice piece of ass!!!

Out on the lawn I heard such a CLATTER!
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a big DICK! I knew in a moment, IT MUST BE SAINT NICK!

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, It didn't take long to see the fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings with pretzels n beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart!
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

He cursed and he swore as he rode out of site,
Saying, "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
12-22-2011, 11:39 AM
MrDignified

So that's the bastard my insurance is looking for!!! lol...thanks Kidd and have a good end of the year yourself.
12-22-2011, 11:56 AM
kiddaa

Always classy Mr. D.
12-22-2011, 02:36 PM
CloudyMinded

lmao...funny parody =)
12-22-2011, 02:40 PM
TrueOC

cant wait for chritsmassss :)......!!!! Happy Holidays all
12-22-2011, 04:22 PM
jcolee2

i am about to get hired at new job...i will b smoking grass for Christmas
12-22-2011, 04:46 PM
pokerpiglet

happy holidays folks here at pokerowned
12-23-2011, 06:02 PM
alportaca

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!
12-23-2011, 06:04 PM
LuckHuck

haha enjoyed reading that, Merry Christmas all!
12-23-2011, 07:15 PM
Alexandru24

Merry christmas !
12-24-2011, 12:30 PM
wheatie

lol - pretty funny.. :P
12-24-2011, 12:31 PM
wheatie

happy holidays!
12-24-2011, 12:35 PM
Rcktwrangler

haha this is to funny! mrdig. added a nice comment to!
12-24-2011, 11:46 PM
bmeelneg

pretty good ... think I'm gonna tell that one at the Christmas table tomorrow
12-25-2011, 01:18 PM
parkerrr

ty

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12-26-2011, 11:08 AM
camyg

yo

.funny parody
11-30-2012, 12:45 PM
kiddaa

Well I guess it's time to roll this back out. Enjoy and happy holidays po members!!!
11-30-2012, 12:47 PM
potfan42o

that was fukn beatiful
11-30-2012, 04:39 PM
LaserCats

happy hollidays everyone! andf to everyone a ha[ppy holiday! ...-screwge
11-30-2012, 07:10 PM
ritehere

Hell at my house thats not Saint Nick that would just be a Tuesday when my big fat mother in law comes over for dinner
12-14-2014, 04:57 PM
kiddaa

Ahh good times. Merry Xmas!
12-14-2014, 05:00 PM
provise444

is this the official christmas hatred thread?
12-14-2014, 05:06 PM
provise444

o.P
12-31-2014, 02:03 PM
mindzeeeugas1

Merry christmas everyone and happy new year!!! It will be very bright night tonight!