I'm pregnant!

[Rcktwrangler]

Girl: Mom, i'm pregnant!
Mom: Didn't I tell you, that when a boy touches your boobs to say don't, and when he touches your vagina say stop??
Girl: I know , but he was touching both so I kept saying " don't stop , don't stop! "

[Unkclan]

rofl

[bmeelneg]

haha that was a pretty good one rock

[donaldmega]

Rofl, never heard this one before. Nice one Rckt

[Almaz2]

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

[ddavey25]

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

good one just checking out all the jokes

[Rcktwrangler]

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

Nice joke , but keep it outside my joke thread territory or you will get a serious beat down. Understood?

[twinkies777]

rofl that was a good one rcktwrangler

[vali1212]

Lol

[Hunch]

Nice going, mom.