Girl: Mom, i'm pregnant!
Mom: Didn't I tell you, that when a boy touches your boobs to say don't, and when he touches your vagina say stop??
Girl: I know , but he was touching both so I kept saying " don't stop , don't stop! "
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Girl: Mom, i'm pregnant!
Mom: Didn't I tell you, that when a boy touches your boobs to say don't, and when he touches your vagina say stop??
Girl: I know , but he was touching both so I kept saying " don't stop , don't stop! "
rofl
haha that was a pretty good one rock
Rofl, never heard this one before. Nice one Rckt:)
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''
rofl that was a good one rcktwrangler
Lol
Nice going, mom.
Woman: Can I get Viagra here?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can I get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: If you give me two of them, you can
funny
good one just checking out all the jokesQuote:
Originally Posted by Almaz2
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery.
lol,that's a good combination :-P..nice one ;-)
Nice joke , but keep it outside my joke thread territory or you will get a serious beat down. Understood?Quote:
Originally Posted by Almaz2
lol
hahaha, really funny
funny:)))
lol this is no very funny video! I just kidding because thi is funny! xDDDDD
Haha. That?s a funny joke.
haha...lmao..nice 1 .....xDD
jaaaa divertido ,,,lol
hahahahahahahahah weeeeeellll not realyy lol this i s a serious matter
i think is very funnnnny video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD