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A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
"I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said.
"I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?"
"Yes!!!!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?"
HAHAHAHA That is awesome. Great one :D
That was a real knee slapper there, my gosh still waiting to start laughing. Must be one of those creeper jokes, takes awhile to settle in.
lol
hahahahahhahahahahhah =[[[]]]]
Heard that one of the things if not the
Very good :)
hell no..lol. thats cold..funny dude
typicall burn i hate when that happens
hahahaha that was a fact against desperate people bukkle up:DDDD
Not bad! I like it, had a preface,climax and punch!
hahahahahaahahahhv ery nice brooooooooooo
hahahahahahahahahhah good one =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Um no i wont watch ur kids, but i will buy all the alcolhol you can drink. LOL
hahahaha it's nice, I have heard it before but it's still fun :)
Lmao aww poor guy. He should have said you dont need to go out you can do all those things with me hehe
lol heard that one before but still funnny!!!!!!!!!!!! and it will always be
wowwww. really descriptive and thought out. short but funny tho
hahahahahhahahahahhahah verz niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the shot for the butt
Ya your over 18 daughter, sure I'll watch her. Come home when your done, and I'll do you next.