A rabbi, a catholic priest, Obama and a 12 year old boy are on a plane. The pilot alerts them the plane is going down! They immediately realize there are only 3 parachutes! Obama stands up and says, I am the leader of the free world. I must Live. Grabs a parachute and jumps out! As the rabbi is putting on his chute he turns to give the priest the last chute. Priest says, what about the boy? Rabbi replies, Fuck the boy! Priest replies, Do you think we have time?