There were three guys in a pub.

Guy 1 says "I reckon I have the smallest Hand"

Guy 2 says "I reckon I have the smallest Head"

Guy 3 says "I reckon I have the smallest Cock"



All three were going into the Guiness World Records studio in London.



Guy 1 says "Yesssss! I have the smallest Hand!"

Guy 2 says "BOOOOYAAH! I have the smallest Head!"

Guy 3 comes out and says " DAMN IT! Got beaten by a guy called Justin Bieber!"