A man is sitting at a bar, depressed bc his gf has just broken up with him bc of his weird sexual fetishes. He's there for an hour or so when he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at the end of the bar, looking depressed just as he is. He contemplates for a few minutes and then decides he's got nothing to lose so he goes over and sits down to talk to her. They hit it off right away and find out that they have both lost their significant others bc of their taste for sexual fetishes.
After a couple of hours of drinknig and getting to know each other better, the woman asks the man if he would like to go back to her apartment.
When they get inside her apartment she sits him down and seductively says to him that she is going to go and slip into something more comfortable and sits him down in the living room. A few minutes past and she walks out from her bedroom dressed in a very tight leather outfit, equipped with a whip, handcuffs, dildos, anal beads, strap-on, and restraints. She puts them down on the coffe table and says that she's got to get a couple things from the kitchen. She returns and few minutes carrying chocolate syrup, whip cream, tobasco sauce, and cucumbers. She shocked to see that the man is putting on his coat and getting ready to leave.
She says disappointingly, "Hey, I thought you said you were into this kind of stuff?!" To which the man replies, "Lady, I just shit in your purse and f**ked your dog. I'm spent for the night.
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