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    norris is richest white boy who knows karate, yet cant cook for crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscinFrog View Post
    norris is richest white boy who knows karate, yet cant cook for crap!
    He can so:

    When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”

    Chuck Norris can cook Minute Rice in 9.8 seconds flat

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