norris is richest white boy who knows karate, yet cant cook for crap!
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03-02-2011, 03:52 PM #1
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03-02-2011, 03:57 PM #2
He can so:
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris can cook Minute Rice in 9.8 seconds flat