A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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02-17-2011, 03:07 PM #1
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02-17-2011, 03:56 PM #2
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Chuck dont need a watch , cause simply he decides what time is it .