The bible was originally title Chuck Norris and Friends, but was deemed too unbelievable.
Nails don't pierce Chuck Norris's skin, so it's a commonly known fact, Jesus was Chuck's stunt double.
Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Jesus once saw Chuck Norris in his tortilla.
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02-17-2011, 03:24 AM #10