Chuck Norris doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck dont need a watch , cause simply he decides what time is it .
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesnt move, the earth simply moves up and down.
Chuck norris can beat royal flush .
chuck norris died ten years ago but death hasnt had the courage to tell him yet
good jokes guys had me laughing hope for more to come
Chuck Norris was born in a house he built...so did his father...
Chuck Norris has another fist in his beard...
Chuck Norris invented Texas Hold'em lol
Satan sold his soul to Chuck Norris...
one time ,chuck norris hit a horse in the chin,the predecesor of the horse is girafa
Merged by TopJimmy99. Please don't post 5 times in a row, just go back and add to your original post instead of inflating the thread.
norris is richest white boy who knows karate, yet cant cook for crap!